The Tale of Gubrak, Gubruk, Man and Girl

This is a story about a little weird family. The tragedy began in the night when the young merried couple was having their first twin sons who just born.

Nurse said, “wow, they are healty twins. What would be the names?”

“gubrak, gubruk.” Said girl excited while pointinng their sons one by one. The nurse make a confused face. “so, the names would be?” the nurse asked again.

Now, the man who answered it and said, “the names would be gubrak and gubruk, miss”

“i see, thanks. What a unique name.” The nurse smiled looking the young couple as if they growed another head. “now,i will let you guys. Good night.” The nurse said and turn to left the room.

“ ugh.. man... i feel thirsty..” girl scowld. “ oh, i’m gonna get you something to drink. Just you wait here, okay honey?” he said as he put their twins in a babies’ cart. Girl just nodded, and then man quickly dashed out of the room.

“excuse me miss, we are here to check the babies.” Said a nurse. “oh yes.” Girl said while leaning on bad, but then she released something strange. Instead said “I” the nurse said “we”. That’s totally weird since it’s only one nurse would come checking all the night. Then she rose and gasped as she saw the two nurse took her twins. They’re fake nurse, they are the ginggers twin. She tried to out from bed to stop them but she failed to stand and fell on the floor. She only can scream, “HELP!HELP! MY BEBIES, THE GINGGERS TOOK THEM! MAN, WHERE ARE YOU MAN? COME HERE! OUR BABIES WAS TAKEN BY THE GINGGERS. GUBRAK! GUBRUK!” again and again while crying.

After a while, man came in with a huge smile plastered in his face. “look, i got some sweets for you too sweety.” He exclimed. But his smiled faded as he saw his wife crying on the floor. He rushed to her side and ask, “what happen girl? Why you’re crying?” his face full of concern.

“oh, my dear man.. our babies, they were taken by the ginggers..” she answered. “THE GINGGERS?” man asked in syock. He pick his wife back to the bed and then said, “wait here, i will tell the nurse here and get some help to get our babies back” he said and run out once again.

An hour later, two cops come to get their interview. “so, sir. Who’s your name?” ask a cop. “I am man.” Man answer. The cop sighing, “look.. sir, I don’t care about your gender. I just need your name.”

“well, it’s me. I’m man.” Answer man again, with a slightly rise tone. “yes, I know sir. You’re man, so do i. now give me your name!” the cop try to be more patient. Man than look at the officer’s tag name and said, “no, you’re not man. I’m the only man here. You are Mr. Ben.”

The cop couldn’t hold anymore, he yelled to man, “yes, that’s my name, and my gender is man. You’re not the only man here. And who is your name?!” the asked one look taken aback, “sorry sir, it’s actually my name. my name is man.”

The cop looks him like he had grown another head. “Now, who is your wife name?” he ask again. “it’s girl sir.” Man answer him plainly. The cop look at him again with a rising eyebrow, “so, you’re man and your wife is girl. What’s your babies name?” he asked again.

“they’re gubrak and gubruk. The ginggers take them, sir.” Man said with an anger tone at the end. “gubrak? Gubruk? Ginggers?” the op asking in disbelief. The man only nod. “I see. Well, now I have to report this case. I will tell you if we got any informations. If you will excuse me.” The cop went to meet his partner.

“so, have you finish your interview.” The cop’s partner asked. “yes, have you?” he ask back. “yes, now let’s get going back to office.” They walk to their police car and drove off to their office. In the way the partner asked, “so what’s with the couple?”

“the man is man, the girl is girl, their babies are gubrak and gubruk and the culprits are giggers. They’re crazy.”